Eternal Jester Prints

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Excommunicate Me.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Never poke fun.

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"The long prayer peek."

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Another wedding