Easter Jester Gifts

Drunk Barber

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

NSA is coming to town.

North Pole.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."