Cosmic Jester Gifts

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Mind where you're going next time."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'That explains a lot.'

'Astronomers at Work.'

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Your daily horoscope.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Pole Star

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!