Geography Jester Gifts

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The High Line at Giza

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Bad Interview Technique

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"You have reached the edge of town."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Pyramids exploding.

Vladimir Putin

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Munich Security Conference

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

How DNA molecules combine.

"We've been annexed to China."

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Canada's Undefended Border.

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"Well, bud... either you're the herald of the coming climate change or you need a new GPS nav!"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Line, area and volume