Geometric Joker Mugs

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

E=Emcee Squared

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"See how it feels"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

Eye clinic

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

Our Planet

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

Mathematics.

Dog squared equals...

Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'