City Satirist Mugs

"In New York, we wouldn't call this quick."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Suburban street.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

This is where Brent council sends you

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Lex Ave Express

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bus of Fools

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'Every day I listen to your patients complain about the rat race. Well, my friend, I'm sick of the human race.'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)