Urban Life Satirists Mugs

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Snowman Driver

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

How much for the lamp post?

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

Lex Ave Express

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"In my day we had trimphones."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'