Urban Life Satirist Mugs

More Useful Doomsayers

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Snowman Driver

"Thank god we're out of the city."

This is where Brent council sends you

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Suburban street.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

How much for the lamp post?

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Lex Ave Express

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."