Street Life Satirists Gifts

How much for the lamp post?

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Snowman Driver

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

This is where Brent council sends you

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

Lex Ave Express

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"In my day we had trimphones."

Screen Addiction

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"I knew you'd like this place."

"There's no privacy anymore."