Street Life Satirists Prints

How much for the lamp post?

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Snowman Driver

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

This is where Brent council sends you

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

Lex Ave Express

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Screen Addiction

"In my day we had trimphones."

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"I knew you'd like this place."