Suburban Satirists Gifts

"It's that neighbour from hell again..."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

Targeted Advertising

Traffic Lights Medicine

Messing Up My Metrics

Lex Ave Express

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Suburban blues legends

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Igloo.

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

(Used to be) END.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'