Urban Satire Fans Pillows

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Cars.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Traffic Lights Medicine

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Lex Ave Express

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bus of Fools

"Goddam Dogs."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

The New Normal Literature.

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"I always feel like a third and fifth wheel in social situations."

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

Fun City Update

Ice cream van says 'STOP ME and buy one!' ? kid pulls gun and says: 'One 99 and a raspberry ripple Cornetto, please.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"I hear he lets his kids stay out all day. Shameful."

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'