Street Scene Humorist Pillows

'Where have you been? It's been stuck on don't walk for the last three days!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Magic Act

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Robinia Floribunda

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Manhole Warning

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

The Theatre of Mime.

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Cook complaining to milkman

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'