Street Humor Fan Pillows

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

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Zombie standup

Cariactures

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Am I sensing fear?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Optometrist Humor

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Cars.

"Sure, he's not tall, dark or handsome....but he makes me laugh."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

The Stand-Up Gastroenterologist

Woman breaks up with two-headed man.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"He's surprisingly sensitive about heckling."

Miracles on 34th Street.

"Some of you may know I have recently been canceled."

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

'Barney Frank says he can help fix the economy....Everybody who believes in Barney Frank, clap your hands!'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'