Street Humor Fan Mugs

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Cariactures

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Stephen Fry

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Optometrist Humor

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He's not going to win. He was the first to announce. No first-announcer has won since 1952. Besides, his name's too similar to Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise is so not in right now. HOJ. We should have our own political show. If I an do it shirtless, I'm in.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Sure, he's not tall, dark or handsome....but he makes me laugh."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Spiderman at the Improv

"He's surprisingly sensitive about heckling."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Cars.

Woman breaks up with two-headed man.

The Stand-Up Gastroenterologist

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

"Some of you may know I have recently been canceled."