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Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

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'Man, I'm so hungry I think I could give my torso for a hot dog.'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Shoes shined/heads shined.

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

"Great! When will this festival be?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Goddam Dogs."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Cook complaining to milkman

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Chugger

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

"So we're agreed. You get everything south of 59th. We get the rest. Capice?"

Puppetteer ?

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

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