Street Humor Appreciator Gifts

Man selling 'Big Issue' next to man selling the 'big tissue'.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

What a Dog.

Playing With Peace

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'The easy part was training him not to beg.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

Bus of Fools

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Thief pushing a man into the operating theatre, a sign on the wall says: Thieves Operating In This Area

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

Chugger

A Day at the Comics Bar

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Free jukebox...

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

Deselection Box

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"What did you say your super power was again?"

"Danger!! Do not feed or put your hands through the bars."

"This 'No Child Left Behind' is killing my back."