Streetwise Philosopher T-Shirts

Phoneless and Homeless

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'll get back to you in a minute, I've got a customer right now...'

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Skater dude.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"That was generous."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Two kids on corner - one promotes 'hugs' at no cost, while the other kid promotes 'punch in the face' for ten dollars.