City Sidewalk Philosopher T-Shirts

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Can't even hold signs well.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Chicken: the one-man show

Amongst the rush.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.