Philosopher Of The Streets T-Shirts

Beggar's sign - 'Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Failure'.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

No Immediate Danger

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Can't even hold signs well.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.