Philosopher Of The Streets Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a streetwise philosopher? Our curated collection blends clever humor with urban flair, making it ideal for those who ponder life’s big questions on the city sidewalks. Whether they drop wisdom over coffee or muse on midnight strolls, find a signature piece here that speaks their language. Bold, thoughtful, and a little cheeky—that’s the spirit of gifts for the philosopher of the streets.

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Beggar's sign - 'Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Failure'.

Beggar's sign - 'Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Failure'. mockup

Beggar's sign - 'Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Failure'.

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"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww." mockup

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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No Immediate Danger

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The end of my favorite series is near." mockup

"The end of my favorite series is near."

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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Can't even hold signs well.

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Amongst the rush.

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Chicken: the one-man show

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.' mockup

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.' mockup

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon" mockup

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

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Miracles on 34th Street.

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Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac. mockup

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

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Philosopher Of The Streets Gifts Collection

Philosopher Of The Streets Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring street-smart wisdom and urban humor—perfect for the philosopher of the streets.

Philosopher Of The Streets Pillows

Discover pillows that reflect street-smart wit—great for brightening up their space with urban-inspired humor.

Philosopher Of The Streets Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate the philosopher of the streets—thought-provoking designs to inspire their everyday environment.

Philosopher Of The Streets T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the streetwise thinker—blend urban culture with clever sayings in comfortable, stylish fits.