Urban Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the contemplative soul? Our urban philosopher collection features personal, witty, and thought-provoking designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Ideal for those who enjoy pondering life’s big questions amidst city life, these products add a touch of wit and wisdom to everyday moments. Whether for a friend, a fellow thinker, or yourself, these items ignite conversations and inspire introspection.

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"Welcome to New York."

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Now accepting anonymous donations mockup

Now accepting anonymous donations

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Miracles on 34th Street.

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"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational." mockup

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

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'Well, sure! When you're sitting inside a dry and cozy cardboard box, it's EASY to be optimistic about the economy!'

'Well, sure! When you're sitting inside a dry and cozy cardboard box, it's EASY to be optimistic about the economy!' mockup

'Well, sure! When you're sitting inside a dry and cozy cardboard box, it's EASY to be optimistic about the economy!'

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Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac. mockup

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Desert Isle CCTV

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'All the porn on the internet, and we can't access it.'

'All the porn on the internet, and we can't access it.' mockup

'All the porn on the internet, and we can't access it.'

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Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day.

Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day. mockup

Bitter Bob felt completely ignored by the system. And yet there he was on the surveillance tape, plain as day.

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'Can you come back later? I'm on break.'

'Can you come back later? I'm on break.' mockup

'Can you come back later? I'm on break.'

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'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'

'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!' mockup

'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'

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Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.' mockup

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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Broke.com

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"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?" mockup

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

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'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?' mockup

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

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Well-balanced, cleanly flavored Chardonnay. Perfect with silverfish.

Well-balanced, cleanly flavored Chardonnay. Perfect with silverfish. mockup

Well-balanced, cleanly flavored Chardonnay. Perfect with silverfish.

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Bland. Please Help.

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Homeless drifter wants his identity stolen.

Homeless drifter wants his identity stolen. mockup

Homeless drifter wants his identity stolen.

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Don't care bear.

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'No thank you, sir, you look like you need it more than I do.'

'No thank you, sir, you look like you need it more than I do.' mockup

'No thank you, sir, you look like you need it more than I do.'

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Amongst the rush.

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'I'm afraid I'll have to charge you an extra ?2.00 for not donating by direct debit.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to charge you an extra ?2.00 for not donating by direct debit.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll have to charge you an extra ?2.00 for not donating by direct debit.'

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"Lovely to see you - you must cross the road more often..."

"Lovely to see you - you must cross the road more often..." mockup

"Lovely to see you - you must cross the road more often..."

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Takeaway options.

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Deemed offensive. Please help.

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"We're a lot smarter than chickens, which is why free range pig farming isn't too popular."

"We're a lot smarter than chickens, which is why free range pig farming isn't too popular." mockup

"We're a lot smarter than chickens, which is why free range pig farming isn't too popular."

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A man stands looking at a sign that shows a timeline labeled "Birth" and "Death" at opposite ends and an arrow pointing to the middle of the line labeled "You are here".

A man stands looking at a sign that shows a timeline labeled "Birth" and "Death" at opposite ends and an arrow pointing to the middle of the line labeled "You are here".

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