Philosopher Of City Life Gifts

Can't even hold signs well.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Demonic Repossession.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

This is where Brent council sends you

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

"Did you order takeout?"

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!