Urbanite Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your urbanite philosopher? Explore our collection of creatively inspired products designed for city dwellers who love pondering life's big questions amid the hustle and bustle. Whether they enjoy witty quotes, artistic designs, or smart humor, you'll find something that resonates with their reflective nature. From mugs that inspire morning reflections to stylish t-shirts that showcase their academic flair, these gifts combine urban energy with thoughtful insight. Ideal for anyone who lives for deep conversations and creative exploration, these items blend city life with a contemplative spirit for a truly unique gift experience.

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"The end of my patience is near!" mockup

"The end of my patience is near!"

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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No Immediate Danger

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"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?" mockup

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

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"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?" mockup

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

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Mr Metrosexual.

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"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change." mockup

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie" mockup

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

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Can't even hold signs well.

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right mockup

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn." mockup

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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Demonic Repossession.

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan." mockup

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.' mockup

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Amongst the rush.

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'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.' mockup

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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Urbanite Philosopher Gifts Collection

Urbanite Philosopher Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate urban philosophy and add a touch of wit to their morning routine.

Urbanite Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring philosophical flair and city style to any living space or cozy corner.

Urbanite Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that combine urban design with philosophical thoughts, perfect for decorating city apartments or offices.

Urbanite Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts that showcase city-inspired wisdom and philosophical humor for the urban thinker.