Suburban Philosophers Gifts

'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Miracles on 34th Street.