Suburban Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the thoughtful and witty suburban thinker? Our collection offers humorous and charming items that celebrate curiosity, conversations about life, and the joy of pondering. Whether for a friend with a curious mind or yourself, these products bring humor and insight together, making every day a little more reflective and fun.

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'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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No Immediate Danger

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The end of my favorite series is near." mockup

"The end of my favorite series is near."

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning mockup

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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'Man. Piltdown Man.'

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Amongst the rush.

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.' mockup

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.' mockup

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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Miracles on 34th Street.

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Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac. mockup

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

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Suburban Philosophers Gifts Collection

Suburban Philosophers Mugs

Discover our range of mugs featuring witty and insightful designs perfect for suburban thinkers. Brighten your mornings or gift with humor.

Suburban Philosophers Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and thoughtful reflection into your home decor. A cozy way to celebrate your inner philosopher.

Suburban Philosophers Prints

Decorate with our insightful and amusing prints, ideal for adding a touch of wit and wisdom to any space.

Suburban Philosophers T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts with clever and creative designs that capture the suburban philosopher's spirit. Perfect for expressing your curiosity.