Neighborhood Philosopher Gifts

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

'Think of it this way: The democrats and the republicans are like me and Sid next door. We aren't really friendly, but we get along okay. And the tea party is like the crabby guy across the street. . .'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

No Immediate Danger

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

The Boys of Indian Summer

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Autumn Leaves