Neighborhood Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your neighborhood philosopher? Discover a range of fun, insightful products designed to honor their love of deep thinking and community. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find something that matches their curious spirit and inspires daily reflection. Whether they enjoy pondering life's mysteries or sharing clever ideas with neighbors, these thoughtful items make their environment a little brighter and more inspiring.

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"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves." mockup

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep." mockup

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

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'Think of it this way: The democrats and the republicans are like me and Sid next door. We aren't really friendly, but we get along okay. And the tea party is like the crabby guy across the street. . .'

'Think of it this way: The democrats and the republicans are like me and Sid next door. We aren't really friendly, but we get along okay. And the tea party is like the crabby guy across the street. . .'

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'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.' mockup

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!” mockup

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

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No Immediate Danger

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.' mockup

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Amongst the rush.

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'Happy Town' See the smiley face? mockup

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.' mockup

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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Autumn Leaves

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Miracles on 34th Street.

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Neighborhood Philosopher Gifts Collection

Neighborhood Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for neighborhood philosophers—witty, clever, and designed to spark conversations with every sip.

Neighborhood Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring thoughtful comfort to any home of a neighborhood philosopher—stylish and inspiring.

Neighborhood Philosopher Prints

Decorate a space with prints that celebrate the curiosity and wisdom of neighborhood philosophers—artful and inspiring.

Neighborhood Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the clever side of neighborhood philosophers—perfect for expressing their love of ideas and community.