Urbanite Gifts

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"The three of us. We’re a pod."

A breed for the 90's: The Gotham Collie

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prostitute wears t-shirt which reads: Stop me and buy one.

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

Mr Metrosexual.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Le Corbusier

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"Dad's home."

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Real Tree Cut Down in Concrete Jungle

"The end of my patience is near!"

Man Builds Piers.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'Public/Private Park etc'

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."