Outdoor Urbanite Gifts

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Turtle Trailer Court

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Beginning Yarder.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Not to mention the park view."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The etchings are in the library."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'