Nostalgic Urbanite Gifts

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

Out-of-Towner

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Urban snail

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Urban therapy.

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"He really misses the city."

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

"I preferred their old look."

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Delete that."

The need for Tweed

The Dawn of Digital Entertainment.

Smoking in the city.

A man holds a can to his ear saying 'I can hear the city'.

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?