Nostalgic Urbanite T-Shirts

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

Out-of-Towner

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

Urban snail

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Urban therapy.

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

"He really misses the city."

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"Delete that."

The need for Tweed

A man holds a can to his ear saying 'I can hear the city'.

Smoking in the city.

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

"When we were kids, I used to play with soldiers and you played with dolls, now it's the other way round."