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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"The end of my patience is near!"

Turn that noise down !

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

Urban snail

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Urban relocation

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

"The three of us. We’re a pod."