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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"The end of my patience is near!"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Turn that noise down !

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Urban relocation

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

Urban snail

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

We don't like the term invasion. We prefer galaxy gentrification.