Urbanite Thinker T-Shirts

Celebrate the creative city vibe with t-shirts that speak to urban thinkers. Combining wit and style, these shirts are perfect for those who dress their love for city life with a sense of humor and flair.

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"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?" mockup

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?" mockup

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

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No Immediate Danger

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Mr Metrosexual.

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"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?" mockup

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

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"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change." mockup

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

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Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right mockup

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

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"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie" mockup

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

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Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

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"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view." mockup

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn." mockup

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

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Demonic Repossession.

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"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed." mockup

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?" mockup

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives." mockup

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan." mockup

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

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"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem." mockup

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

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'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.' mockup

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Amongst the rush.

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'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.' mockup

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?" mockup

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

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"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

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"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do." mockup

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

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'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.' mockup

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

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'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.' mockup

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

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Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized. mockup

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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Miracles on 34th Street.

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Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac. mockup

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

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Athens wildfires

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Urbanite Thinker T-Shirts Collection

Urbanite Thinker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for urban thinkers—designed with cityscapes and witty quotes to brighten every morning.

Urbanite Thinker Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate the urbanite lifestyle—perfect for adding a stylish, city-inspired touch to any living space.

Urbanite Thinker Prints

Browse cityscape prints and art that capture the essence of urban creativity—ideal décor for inspiring your loved one’s creative space.