Optimistic Urbanite T-Shirts

"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Happiness

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'