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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Mikado

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

High School Schedule

COVID Vaccine

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

The Formal Street Artist

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Graffiti Art Class

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Steam of Consciousness

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Street musician enterprises.

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Magritte realising he's going bald.