Urban Art Appreciator T-Shirts

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I have no thumbs."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Hay Rides $10

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

Can't even hold signs well.

"Caricatures $20"

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

COVID Vaccine

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Play on."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'