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Secret gang graffiti.

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

The Formal Street Artist

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Hoodie Hang-out

"I have no thumbs."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."