Urban Art Lover Pillows

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Secret gang graffiti.

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

The Formal Street Artist

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

What's an Imax cave?

The Origami Society...

"I have no thumbs."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Mr. Punch in Venice

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."