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"I'm a street artist."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Rodin's Browser

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

COVID Vaccine

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Antiques

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."