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"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Art for Sale

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."