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"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

Convenience.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Rodin's Browser

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"It's a great work!"

Mammoth Posing

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Haunted museum

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

Antiques

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'