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"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Party Animals.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Convenience.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Mammoth Posing

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Antiques

Haunted museum

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'