Urban Art Explorer Mugs

"I'm a street artist."

Unfinished business.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

COVID Vaccine

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Cover story: Picasso

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Antiques

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."