Artsy Urbanite Mugs

Urban snail

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Mikado

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

High School Schedule

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

'Mind if I join you?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The Formal Street Artist

Operation Tattoo

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Graffiti Art Class

Steam of Consciousness

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'She must have been a teacher.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Street musician enterprises.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

Magritte realising he's going bald.