Urban Artist Appreciator Mugs

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Hay Rides $10

"I have no thumbs."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Can't even hold signs well.

"Caricatures $20"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

COVID Vaccine

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Play on."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Revenge Graffiti.

The Formal Street Artist

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"That's my novel."

J. M. W. Turner

"Question authority"

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

Graffiti Art Class