Optimistic Opportunists T-Shirts

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."