Opportunity Optimist T-Shirts

BAM! BAM! BAM! I'm sure opportunity wouldn't knock like that!

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

"Originally I was resting before I was between engagements... I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Six Thinking Hats

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Do-over

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."