Economic Opportunist T-Shirts

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

Man selling dirt and mud.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

Learning from economics

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'I'm rather rich actually, maybe it's because I always laugh all the way to the bank...'

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

'When one trap door closes, another opens.'

Dye now, pay later!

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

Best Seller: How you can profit from the upcoming terrorist upheavals.

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

Instant winner trash can

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

'Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery...'