Business Opportunist T-Shirts

"You look at the ocean and see peace and tranquility. . . I see opportunities for offshore drilling!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

The Rubber Ball Company

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Management Styles - Inclusive

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

"His tail has stopped wagging."

"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."