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"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

The Three Wise Queens

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Low hanging fruit

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

The Life Cycle of a Startup

"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."

Leaders should always on the lookout for opportunities.

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I have no idea where it's coming from, people; but let's enjoy it while we can!'

Leap of Faith

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Eddie, don't look at it as stocks going down. Look at it as an opportunity to get in before stocks go back up.'

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'Define living wage...'