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"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

The Three Wise Queens

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Low hanging fruit

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Leaders should always on the lookout for opportunities.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."

'I have no idea where it's coming from, people; but let's enjoy it while we can!'

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

Leap of Faith

'Eddie, don't look at it as stocks going down. Look at it as an opportunity to get in before stocks go back up.'

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'Define living wage...'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"