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Leap of Faith

"No business opportunity is ever lost. If you fumble it your competitor will find it."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Help wanted. Various positions available.

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Have you got a resume?'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."

Woman out on limb

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"Do you have any other qualities to offer apart from loyalty?"

"Any other strengths?"