Opportunity Hunter Pillows

Leap of Faith

"No business opportunity is ever lost. If you fumble it your competitor will find it."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Help wanted. Various positions available.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Have you got a resume?'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."

Woman out on limb

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any other qualities to offer apart from loyalty?"

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"You have excellent academic credentials and a wonderful work history but we try not to profile people."